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Runcible Jones and The Buried City

Copyright © Ian Irvine, 2007.


Chapter 1

The Creature in the Chasm


Runcible Jones and the Buried City

The tall man in the black cloak looked over
the edge, and shuddered. The sheer-sided chasm was unclimbable
by man or beast; spikes thick as a porcupine’s pelt would pierce
anything trying to scale its walls, while an iron grille prevented
its dreadful occupant from climbing a rope; yet still the tall
man was afraid.

‘Master?’ His voice went hoarse. ‘Lord Shambles?
The spell has finally worked – you have a new secret name,
known to none. You’re safe now; it’s time to turn yourself back.’

The smell from the chasm was revolting. Something
scuttled along its floor, clawing at the walls; a bone cracked,
then he heard a dreadful, squelching slurp.

‘Master, you’ve had that form far too long.
You must change back –’

The trapped creature scrabbled to and fro,
striking at the rock, and the sickly-sweet smell of venom stung
the tall man’s nose. ‘You can’t, can you?’ Raising a brazen staff
until the crystal at its tip shone red, he whispered the mighty
spell, ‘Terror-beast, Transmogrify!’

A splinter of crimson light played across the
diamond-studded grille, but failed to penetrate the grey fog below.
Another light-shard struck down, and another, boiling the fog until,
suddenly, it evaporated.

The creature avoided the light as if it hurt.
The light-shard probed towards it and it darted the other way,
scratching at the wall with its many legs, but finally the light
pinned it to the floor like an insect to a board. As the tall man
peered down, mist puffed up around the creature, concealing it
from his view.

There came a crunching sound, like someone
walking on empty crab shells; a snap-snap as of rubber bands; a
series of creaks; a gasp of pain; and then a shriek that went on
and on until the white diamonds in the grille glittered like needles
of frost.

A jangling pulse began, like a drum solo played
on saucepans. The mist disappeared, exposing a man gasping in the
shadows. Lord Shambles had once been handsome; now he was a monstrosity
whose hips and legs looked as though they had been turned to rubber
and twisted into knots. His long hair and beared were crawling
with vermin and his face was creased with pain lines.

Shambles forced himself to his ruined knees,
looked up and croaked, ‘Lars, send down my helm.’

The tall man, Count Lars Sparj, lowered a wire
mesh helmet on a rope through the grille.

Shambles jammed it on. His coiled moustaches
popped out between the meshes, quivering. ‘And my staff.’

The brazen staff was let down to him. Shambles
struck the bone-littered floor with it, sending out a flurry of
sparks, then heaved himself upright. ‘Lars?’

‘Yes, Lord Shambles?’ Lars was a First Order
sorcerer and a powerful man, but his voice trembled.

‘Nine months I’ve spent in this chasm – nine agonising months – and
all because of those two Earth brats. I’m going to make them suffer,
just as I have suffered. The girl, Mariam, knows a secret I must
have if I’m to take their world .’

‘The gate to Earth is ready now,’ said Lars.
‘We’ll soon track her down.’

Shambles gasped and nearly fell. ‘And the boy – that
puny boy, just twelve years old. His father once stole something
I value beyond price, but he’s dead, so the boy must pay for the
sins of the father.’ He clung to his staff, grinning savagely,
madly, as the jangling reached a crescendo, then stopped.

Lars shivered. ‘Yes, Lord Shambles?’

‘Hunt down the boy for me, for I will have
my revenge. Find Runcible Jones.’



Chapter 2

The Magic Over the Wall


Runcible Jones was slumped at the back of
the classroom, doodling in his exercise book, when coloured lights
went off in his head like fireworks. Someone was using magic,
not far away, and the jagged shapes made his stomach churn. It
was not good magic.

Runcie sat up so suddenly that his pencil case
went flying, scattering its contents across the floor. The moment
he’d been dreading was finally here.

‘Pick it up, idiot boy, and get on with your
work,’ snapped Cordelia Bugg, the teacher.

As Runcie gathered his pens and pencils, he
realised that the whole class was staring at him. He’d drawn attention
to himself, and at Grindgrim Recalcitrants Academy, the worst school
in the country, that was a dangerous thing to do.

He had always been fascinated by magic, even
though it was forbidden by law. Why was someone using dark magic
near Grindgrim? Did it mean that the war was beginning – a
war that the government didn’t know about and wouldn’t believe
if it was told? A war where the enemy, Lord Shambles of Iltior,
attacked Earth with sorcery against which it had no defence? Runcie
had to find out, fast, because it was all his fault.

The flashes in his head grew brighter, then
faded away. He always saw coloured lights when strong magic was
used nearby, though it hadn’t happened since he and Mariam had
returned through the gate from Iltior nine months ago. He still
missed that wonderful but dangerous world, where everything was
brighter and more beautiful, and even the smallest children could
do magic. Everyone on Iltior could, except him, yet magic was the
thing Runcie wanted most of all.

The door was kicked open and a boy as big as
a man sauntered in, sniggering into a flashy mobile phone. It was
Runcie’s bitterest enemy, Jasper Fulk, the leader of the First
Form bullies. Runcie slid down in his chair; Fulk gave him a malicious

‘Well?’ snapped Cordelia Bugg, tottering towards
Fulk on her four-inch heels. She was thin, dried-up and yellow – her
hair, her skin and even her teeth. Today, dressed all in red, she
looked like a bizarre tropical fruit. ‘What do you want?’

Fulk strolled across and scowled down at her,
stroking the black stubble on his jaw, and Cordelia Bugg took a
hasty step behind her desk. He swung towards Runcie, and Runcie
wanted to run for his life, but if he gave in once, the bullies
would crush him. They probably would anyway, for he was the smallest
kid in his class and had lost more fights than anyone.

‘The headmaster wants to see little Runcie,’
Fulk smirked.

‘Runcible Jones!’ Cordelia Bugg’s eyes bulged.
‘What have you done this time?’

‘I haven’t done anything,’ said Runcie. He’d
been on his best behaviour ever since coming back from Iltior.

‘You little liar.’ The yellow hairs on her
upper lip quivered. ‘Why else would our esteemed headmaster want
to see you?’

‘To give me a medal for good behaviour?’

Her cheeks went a muddy yellow. Now she resembled
a banana with teeth. ‘Stand up, you insolent little wretch!’

Runcie got up, sweating. The headmaster, Doctor
Gravelax, was a shadowy figure rarely seen about the school, but
he had a nasty reputation.

‘Not now,’ Fulk said.

‘I beg your pardon?’ frowned Cordelia Bugg.

‘The headmaster isn’t expecting Jones now,’
said Fulk, bursting with glee. ‘He wants to see him at seven o’clock
tomorrow morning.’

The punishment hour; Runcie blanched.

Cordelia Bugg chuckled. ‘You’d better escort
him there, Fulk.’

‘It’ll be a pleasure.’ Fulk swaggered out.
‘Have a nice day, Jones.’

Runcie sat down, rubbing his sweating palms
on his trousers. He was in desperate trouble and he didn’t know

When the lunch bell rang he waited for everyone
to go – he had to find the source of the magic but didn’t
want anyone to see him. However, four big kids appeared – the
other members of Fulk’s bully-boy gang. Jud Thorpe, known as The
Blob, waddled towards Runcie, his doughy face beaming.

Runcie eyed him uneasily. The bully boys had
been wary of him ever since his magical disappearance last winter,
but if they ever found out the truth he’d be finished.

‘Goin’ to see the headmaster, Runtsie?’
said The Blob.

He had made that feeble joke a hundred times
before, but still The Blob snorted and exchanged grins with his
cronies: Stinky Morton the liar, who wore the same clothes all
term and had a hundred blowflies on his shoulders; the weasel-faced
sneak, Ross Pethick, a born criminal who stole from his crippled
mother; and dapper, white-eyed ‘Shylock’ Homes, a kid so sick that
even the terrifying Doctor Gravelax avoided him.

‘You wouldn’t be laughing if you knew who Gravelax
is seeing next,’ Runcie said, faking a carefree smile.

‘What do you mean?’ cried The Blob.

Baiting him was too easy. ‘He’s interviewing
all the kids whose parents are criminals,’ Runcie fibbed. ‘Real criminals,
I mean.’ Runcie’s mother was in prison for having a copy of his
dead father’s banned book on magic, but he didn’t count that as
a crime. ‘You’re next, then Shylock, because of his dear old granny’s

‘You don’t know nothin’,’ Stinky blustered,
lowering a sagging blue mailbag to the floor. It gave off an acrid
smell, like bitumen. The blowflies lifted in a cloud, but settled

‘Leave my granny out of it, Jones.’ Shylock’s
voice was as dead as his empty eyes, but he looked uneasy. ‘How
would you know who the headmaster wants to see?’

‘Magic!’ hissed Runcie in Shylock’s face. ‘You
saw me do it last year, but that’s nothing to what I can do now.’

In fact, Runcie couldn’t do a scrap of magic,
though they didn’t know that. Last year when he and Mariam had
disappeared, he’d merely set off a spell that was ready to go.
He felt like a fraud.

Shylock jumped, but pretended he hadn’t. ‘You
won’t be boasting in the morning.’ He turned away, carrying a lumpy
bread bag. ‘Come on, guys. We’ve got to teach those new kids the

He meant magic-tainted kids
like Runcie, who had been sent to Grindgrim to have it crushed
out of them. All over the world, governments were destroying magic,
yet Runcie knew Lord Shambles could only be beaten with magic.

It wouldn’t be safe to go wandering around
the playground now by himself, and he had no one to go with. His
only friend, Mariam, had been sent to school on the other side
of the globe. But if the magic he’d seen was Lord
Shambles’s, he had to know.

He followed the bullies stealthily up to the
main hall, which was as wide as a four-lane freeway and two storeys
high. They headed upstairs to the first floor, where they slipped
out the fire escape. He gave them a minute to get down the steps
before easing the door open against the driving rain. They were
weaving towards the rear playground like a pack of hunting dogs.

Once they were out of sight, Runcie followed.
Rain hissed on the ash and debris to his right – all that
remained of the Science Block which had been burnt down a year
ago. Grindgrim schoolyard looked like a prison, and for 278 years
it had been part of one. The outer walls were thirty feet high,
not counting the shiny coils of razor wire on top. Runcie took
cover behind the spiral stairs of the old watchtower. The bullies
were pushing and punching one another as they trampled across the
black moss under the Great Scaffold. It hadn’t been used in sixty
years but Runcie’s skin crawled whenever he went by it.

Now they were sidling up the slope towards
the grim side entrance called Newgate. The left-hand gate was inscribed Abandon
ye all hope,
while the right-hand gate said, Infinite
wrath, and infinite despair
. His spirits sank further.

Ahead on his left was the former prison governor’s
mansion, then the jungle of his walled garden. Runcie often sat
inside the garden on hot days, reading the wall plaques about the
lives and deaths of notorious villains, or thinking about his father,
Ansible Jones. Someone on Iltior knew who had killed him but Runcie
had no way of finding out.

The bullies turned left past the garden, The
Blob kicking an empty drink can along the asphalt road that curved
across the slope near the rear wall.

‘Quiet!’ Pethick hissed.

Runcie slipped behind a cluster of ferns and
peered around the corner of the Governor’s Garden. Shylock was
staring at the high rear wall of the schoolyard – the New
Wall – his head cocked to one side.

‘What’s the matter?’ said Stinky.

‘I thought I heard something, over the wall.’

Beyond the New Wall, and the leering gargoyles
topping the cannonball-battered Old Wall immediately behind it,
the land rose steeply to a rocky knob with a derelict castle at
its crest, topped by triple towers of twisted stone, one slime
green, one blood red and one night black. The tallest, the greenstone
tower, had a weathervane in the shape of a crescent moon.

‘Can’t hear nothin’,’ said Stinky.

‘Probably the ghost of Mercurius the Mad trying
to put its quartered body back together,’ said Pethick with an
uneasy laugh.

The castle was a source of endless rumours
in the schoolyard: of bloody battles and cunning plots, terrible
massacres and mysterious deaths; of slithering beasts too strange
to exist; of shades and spectres and ghoulies; and above all, of
forbidden magic. The more Grindgrim’s teachers lectured about magic
being a crime, the more fascinating the rumours became.

As Runcie was about to follow, violet waves
streamed across his inner eye: magic
. He felt sure it was coming from the castle, though
it didn’t feel like dark magic this time. It felt nothing like
Iltiorian magic, good or bad.

Runcie’s skin came up in goose pimples as he
realised what that meant – it had to be Earthly magicians!
He knew that many of them had gone into hiding years ago, and the
derelict castle, sealed off with high walls topped with spikes,
would be a perfect place to hide. He had to find them. They would
listen to his story about Shambles and know what to do.

Runcie was creeping towards the New Wall when
he saw the bully boys lurking in an alley between two workshops,
waiting to ambush someone. He flattened himself on the wet road
by the headless statue of Sir Ranulp Gibbertson, the Hanging Governor.
After a minute or two a girl appeared from the far side of the
school building. She was in Form 1B but he didn’t know her name,
for she hadn’t been at Grindgrim long. She was small, with dark
brown hair cut in a short bob around a neat, heart-shaped face,
and she was staring at the castle. Had she seen the
magic too?

She darted between the workshops towards the
New Wall and he caught his breath – she was heading directly
for the bullies’ hiding place. What villainy did they have in mind?
They rarely picked on girls, even those tainted by
magic, for that would be trespassing on the territory of Dulcie
Cato’s feared girly gang.

He had to get closer. Runcie ran down to the
rear of the school building and along it, keeping low. The Blob
and Stinky were crouched down, holding the blue mailbag open. Shylock
was on watch and Pethick had his arms out, preparing to spring.

The girl came hurrying by and, before Runcie
could shout a warning, Pethick leapt out and caught her from behind.
He was heaving her towards the mailbag when there came a fizzing
crackle and his hair stood up in greasy spikes; he flew through
the air, thudded into the wall of the workshop and hit the ground,
holding his right arm – his stealing arm – and moaning.

Runcie stared in astonishment. The Blob’s belly,
now three times its normal size, was flopping from side to side
like a water-filled balloon. The cloud of blowflies formed an arrow
and shot into Stinky’s mouth. And dapper Shylock, who never had
a hair out of place, lay flat on his back, twitching as his plastic
bag erupted white feathers and the mailbag oozed tar all over him.

Runcie could have wept for joy – one
small girl had humiliated four hulking thugs. How had she managed

Shylock gasped and pointed. A curl of green
vapour hung in the air where the girl had been, but she had vanished
and a single emerald spark was arching gracefully across Runcie’s
inner eye. She’d done magic right in front of him. Who
was she?

He was walking between two outbuildings when
someone cannoned into him, knocking him off his feet. A muffled
groan came from in front of him, though he couldn’t see anyone.
Runcie reached out and touched thick hair; he felt a tingle like
static electricity and the girl appeared like a picture coming
into focus, holding her forehead with both hands. She was rather
pretty, and very neat and tidy looking, though her uniform was
faded and her shoes almost worn through.

‘Are you all right?’ he said, politely ignoring
her magical reappearance.

He’s coming
through. Block the gate!
‘ she cried, as though quoting

She suddenly went as pale as chalk, retched
and slapped her hands over her mouth, trying desperately not to
throw up. A loose board rattled on a nearby shed. She looked around

‘It’s just the wind,’ he said. ‘Come on, I’ll
help you over to the infirmary.’ She jerked her head from side
to side. Runcie couldn’t blame her – Matron was suspicious
about sudden illnesses. ‘All right. No infirmary.’

The girl dropped her hands and he helped her
to sit up. ‘Thanks, er, Runcie.’ She gave him a faltering smile,
as if she were painfully shy.

‘That’s all right. How did you know my name?’

‘Everyone knows you.’

He’d never liked being infamous, though he
didn’t mind her knowing who he was. She seemed nice; and she
could do magic. ‘What’s your name?’

‘Ling Ho,’ she said shyly.

Runcie had a feeling he could trust her, and
he really wanted to. Carrying the terrible secret about Lord Shambles,
and the coming war, was unbearable.

‘I saw it too – the magic coming from
the castle,’ he said in a low voice. ‘What did you mean by they’re
coming through. Block the gate!
Are the magicians being

‘I don’t know.’ Ling avoided his eye. ‘It just
came to me out of nowhere.’

Perhaps, being tainted,
she was afraid to trust anyone. He could understand that, but he
had to know.

‘It’s really important, Ling. I’ve got to find

‘Giddion might know how to get in.’

‘Giddion Taw?’ He was a big, slow kid in one
of the other First Form classes. ‘How do you know?’ He didn’t seem
the adventurous type.

‘You’ll have to ask him.’ She looked over her

‘Do you want me to check on the bullies?’ said

‘Thanks.’ Ling stumbled to a doorway and sat
down. ‘Sorry – it always gets me like this. I’ll be all right
in a minute.’

Did she mean that doing magic made her ill?
‘How did you do that, anyway?’

She didn’t answer, and as Runcie edged down
to the corner he wondered if it was rude to ask someone about their
magical gift. He so wanted to know how she’d overcome four bullies
at once.

The bully boys were hobbling along the New
Wall towards the infirmary. Pethick’s stealing arm appeared to
be broken; dapper Shylock was covered in tar and feathers; Stinky
was still spitting out blowflies; and poor, dumb Blob was struggling
to lift his enormous belly off the ground. Runcie gave a silent
whoop. By the final bell, the whole school would be laughing at

He hurried back, whistling a merry tune his
father had taught him. He couldn’t wait to talk to Ling about her

‘Ling?’ he began, but she was gone.

As he was looking for her, he caught a movement
at a window on the top floor of Grindgrim. Someone had twitched
the curtain to one side, but when he looked again it was back in
place. He hoped they hadn’t seen anything incriminating.


Runcie didn’t take in a thing for the rest
of the afternoon. If Giddion could show him the way into the castle,
he could find the magicians and tell them all about Shambles. They’d
know what to do and his troubles would be over.

As soon as the bell went, he hurried out. He
couldn’t see Giddion anywhere, but Ling was heading down the rear
hall between two tall girls from the Third Form: the identical
Spander twins, Gertrude and Mavis.

‘Ling?’ he called, running after her.

The three girls turned, the twins staring at
Runcie like something the dog had dug up. They had long, horsy
faces, flared nostrils and supercilious expressions. The one on
the right said something to her sister over Ling’s head, and both
twins snorted.

Ling, still pale and shaky, looked blankly
at Runcie. The twin on the right, who had a mole on her upper lip,
nudged Ling with an elbow.

She dropped her eyes and said softly, ‘I don’t
know who you are, but I’m busy.’ She turned, swaying on her feet.

The tall twins sniffed and went with her. Runcie
stood staring after them, feeling his cheeks burning, then trudged
out to the bike racks. Stuck-up little cow.

‘How does it feel to have no friends, runt?’
said Fulk as Runcie went by.

How does it feel to have your gang a laughing
stock? Runcie didn’t say it aloud; as soon as they’d recovered,
the bully boys would want revenge.

‘Runcible, Runcible, he’s a duncible,’ Fulk

Runcie ground his teeth together and rode off,
Fulk’s laughter ringing in his ears.